he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
