:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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