Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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