so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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