Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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