I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
whose parrot is this?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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