No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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