Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude i'm inner monologue high
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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