Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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