I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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