i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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