I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything