Pappa wants mamma naked
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
Pick me up at 9.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position