Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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