you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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