But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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