On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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