Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
We're too hungover to prance.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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