i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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