Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
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no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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