So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
