Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
nutella sex= disaster
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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