He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
