Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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