He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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