Having a random hookup so left but love u
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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