We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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