yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We had to coat check the pizza.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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