I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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