Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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