I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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