I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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