I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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