I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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