He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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