i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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