she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
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I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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