So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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