But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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