fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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