Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.