Pappa wants mamma naked
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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