I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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