It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.