I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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