She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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