wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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