if you like me you must not know who I am
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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