guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
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i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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