they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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