i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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