yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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