So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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