Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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