Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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