From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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