please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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