I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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