At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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